I'm a MASSIVE hypochondriac

Yes. Its True. I am a huge hypochondriac...but I'm kinda not sure if I am at the same time. On one hand I am sure I have every psychological problem from bipolar disorder to SAD. In fact I think me calling myself a Hypochondriac when I am so obviously not is a sign that I am. Confusing, I know. However I can't possibly be because I don't stress about my physical health that much. OK so I occasionally diagnose my random thoughts and ultimate winter depression as something far worse than my pure self-indulgence. But that doesn't make a hypochondriac or a mentally unstable person right??

Ultimately I suppose I am just hyperbolic. Prime example: In my last year of primary school, our English teacher used to put poems on massive cards and stick them on the wall at the back of the class. In one of them the word exaggeration was used. None of us knew what it meant but he eventually told us. It described me perfectly. I have always been too [insert word of choice here :P] I am always at one end of the spectrum and I love it. And quite frankly I love the word exaggeration.